sweet baby jesus god in heaven angels saints prophets mary and joseph noah and paul and peter and adam and eve
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
“Do not fall in love with people like me
we will take you to
museums and parks
and kiss you in every beautiful
place so that you can
never go back to them
without tasting us
like blood in your mouth”
Aren't you sick of people hating on you? You just keep going and doing bad things that affect other people and giving people seemingly genuine reasons to hate you... In a non threatening way, why do you keep doing it?
no one hates on me to my face so it doesnt annoy me too much. whatever i’m doing doesnt affect anyone else but me, people have been dragged into stuff in the past but that is long over. if people want to hate me thats their choice, not much i can do to change that.
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST